THE MOST EXTREME MOON AND STARS RESKIN EVER!

ARE YOU TIRED OF GETTING PICKED ON AT SCHOOL? EVERYONE BEATING YOU UP? GETTING REJECTED BY THE LADIES/MEN/BOTH? Well, that is quite unfortunate. 

 NOT ANY FUCKING MORE!

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, NOW I'LL RUN YOU OVER WITH A CAR!

WITH THIS NEW JUST CAUSE 2 MODIFICATION YOU WILL LOOK LIKE THE KING OF THE WORLD, RIDING ON A SHARK WHILE JUGGLING CHAINSAWS IN THE SKY, FLYING AT AN ORPHANAGE FULL OF NEWBORN BABIES!

FORGET THOSE DUMB "HD MOON RESKINS" AND "ENHANCED STARS", THIS SHIT WILL MAKE YOUR MOON AND STARS FLY IN YOUR FACE AND POSSIBLY RUPTURE YOUR CORNEA LIKE THEY WERE REALLY THERE! IN 3D!

YOU WILL BE THE MOST POPULAR BOY/GIRL/BOTH IN THIS VERY UNIVERSE! THIS MOD WILL ALSO TURN INTO A TANK AND IT WILL DRIVE YOU TO THE BAHAMAS AT BREAKNECK SPEEDS! CAN YOU FEEL THE SPEED ALREADY? CAN YOU FEEL THE ADRENALINE PUMPING? THAT'S BECAUSE "BREACKNECK SPEEDS"  IS IN ITALICS, BITCH! 

THIS MOD WILL PUNCH ANYONE IN THE FACE ON YOUR COMMAND!

ANY BULLIES OUT THERE? SHATTERED CARTRILADGE! SOME TEACHER GIVING YOU DETENTION? RECOVERY: UNLIKELY! A GIRL/BOY/BOTH TELLING YOU THAT HE/SHE/IT DOESN'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR VIOLENT WAYS? NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!

IF YOU DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS YOU ARE A SISSY AND SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BORN IN TO THIS WORLD OF MANLINESS! IF YOU DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS, YOURS TRULY HIMSELF WILL COME TO YOUR VERY OWN HOUSE AND KICK THE LIVING CANNED POTATOES OUT OF YOU! YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOSE THIS OPPORTUNITY! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS OUT/GET BEATEN UP BY ME!

DOWNLOAD NOW, AND WE WILL THROW IN AN ADORABLE PUPPY, A CAN OF BEER AND A GODDAMN ROPE FOR FUCKS SAKE! GO WITH THE SURE THING. DON'T BE A SISSY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

DOWNLOAD. OR YOU WILL DIE. 

But seriously folks, this is my first mod and I'd like some supporting comments.

OR I'LL BEAT THE LIVING CANNED POTATOES OUT OF YOU! AGAIN!

Don't forget to view the forum thread!

http://www.videogamemods.com/justcause2/index.php/forum?func=view&catid=14&id=7436 

If you don't have anything constructive or good to say, don't say it. And while your at it, go read the rules. 

 Also, VIDEO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBhjtA4ZS0M 

WARNING: THIS VIDEO MAY BE TOO EXTREME AND IT HAS BEEN CONSIDERED A SNUFF VIDEO IN MOST COUNTRIES. BE CAREFUL!