Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    • #79889
      magmus
      Member

      To get to the other side.

    • #84155
      ZeninZenin
      Keymaster

      lol…i think
      i got a good one..

      why did the rico cross the road?

      just cause.

    • #84167
      magmus
      Member

      Lol, sorry if you find this thread as spam im just want to chrsiten this section of the forum.

    • #84171
      ZeninZenin
      Keymaster

      magmus wrote:

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      Lol, sorry if you find this thread as spam im just want to chrsiten this section of the forum.

      no worries :) :cheese: i don’t mind as its in this section fun spam is the main idea.

    • #84168
      Steven
      Member

      HAHA. that was pretty great.

    • #84172
      magmus
      Member

      Ty Zenin, i did a epic spelling fail there.

    • #84156
      Fabian
      Member

      I would guess it crossed the road because it wanted to rebel against stupid laws.

      In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.

    • #84173
      magmus
      Member

      Fa wrote:

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      I would guess it crossed the road because it wanted to rebel against stupid laws.

      In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.

      Seriously? Lol i have a chicken named Fred, he doesnt cross the road, only when he is suicidal

    • #84166
      fox
      Member

      haha that made my day zenin

    • #84154
      Julien
      Member

      lol haha,

      if i were a chicken i’d want to be on the side opposite of rico

    • #84388
      fox
      Member

      he would grapple you to the other side though…

    • #84157
      Julien
      Member

      you’re right!

      NO CHICKEN IS SAFE

    • #84434
      staplerpirate
      Participant

      because rico shot him!
      efg.gif

    • #84158
      curtis
      Member

      pirate 😆 at the animated guy, did you draw him??

    • #84680
      staplerpirate
      Participant

      That is efg… he fails at everything
      Efg=Epic fail guy. A 4chan meme

    • #84683
      Rozzatron
      Member

      4chan is so funny hehehe.

    • #84687
      staplerpirate
      Participant

      Pedobear is my favorite meme

    • #84159
      Noah
      Member

      Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

      She was afraid someone would caesar.

    • #84752
      Tom
      Member

      Noahofdeath wrote:

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      Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

      She was afraid someone would caesar.

      You should be shot for that

    • #84160
      Noah
      Member

      It’s a little dark, but no reason to get upset.. In my defence, I didn’t come up with it.

    • #84161
      ken
      Member

      maybe she envied ricos escaping from the army and promised to be brave.
      but she could not do the slingshot maneuver.
      she remembered her promise and decided to start by crossing the road.
      wrong move.
      rico comes and tethers her to a fuel tank, and a c4.
      dinner is ready.

    • #87179
      sheep
      Member

      why did the chicken cross the road??

      becoz rico stapled him to a cat, cut off his hands and bitch slapped him like theres no tomorrow.

      why did rico crossed the road?

      to bitchslap a chicken

    • #84162

      Why did the chicken cross the road?

      To get away from these bad jokes. :P

      Prepare to be punished!

    • #84163

      Why did the chicken cross the road?

      BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT!!!

      Why did the monkey cross the road?

      BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT!!!

      Why did the Rico cross the road?

      He left his grapple!

      Why did the mouse cross the road?

      To kill the cat chasing him!

      Why did the cat cross the road?

      Because he was stapled to the mouse? (wut)

    • #84817
      Bernardo
      Member

      Why is the phone cross the road?

      To see if the network picked up! :) 😆

    • #84169
      Srdjan
      Member

      Zenin wrote:

      Quote:
      lol…i think
      i got a good one..

      why did the rico cross the road?

      just cause.

      HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
      EPIC

    • #84170
      Alex
      Member

      to get to the other colonel

    • #91244
      Annie
      Member

      HE’S GOT WARRANTS THAT’S WHY

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