“Top gear” style car reveiws on just cause 2
- April 18, 2010 at 5:47 pm #80179
I was thinking about top gear ( A british comedy/factual tv show about cars )
and i thought it would be cool if i did a reveiw on some of the cars in just cause 2.
I would test speed , acceleration , handling and the like and eventually give it a score
of 10 . It would be called ” Bottom gear ” , for laughs and not to infringe the copyright .
So , what do you think about it ? Good idea ? Bad ?
tell me .
- April 18, 2010 at 6:05 pm #85807
Just Cause 2 is unrealistic.
That type of idea would be best to do with something like GTA.
- April 18, 2010 at 6:54 pm #85815
Just cause 2 is the only open world game i have , and i won’t be getting GTA any time soon.
Anyway , it wouldnt have to be realistic , i just reveiw the goodness of the vehicle , and let
you make your own mind up.
- April 18, 2010 at 7:25 pm #85820
Alright then, by all means do it. I’ll look forward to it.
- April 18, 2010 at 8:23 pm #85822
all cars drive like crap except the ice cream van and monster truck
- April 19, 2010 at 6:56 am #85808
- April 19, 2010 at 11:09 am #85845
hahaha thats really well made awesome..also what game is that?
- April 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm #85854
Zenin wrote:Quote:hahaha thats really well made awesome..also what game is that?
It’s Battlefield 2, quite an old game but it’s still around and quite popular last time I checked.
- April 19, 2010 at 3:15 pm #85809
Alright , i think it’s good to go .
The details :
The cars will be reviewed at bandar selekeh racetrack , i have got rid of any :police:
there so i do not get shot as i go round the track. The reveiws will be posted on fridays.
week 1: Mancini cavallo 1001
week 2: Boyd fireflame
week 3: Titus zj
week 4: GV V880
week 5: Hamaya oldman
week 6: Garett traveller-z
4 days to go! yay.
- April 21, 2010 at 12:22 am #85865
omg please make a stig skin…and do the laps!!
- April 21, 2010 at 7:55 am #85968jeimizuMember
We should time it and have a thread to rank how fast they go around the track, like on the show.
- April 21, 2010 at 3:25 pm #85810
There will be times for the cars . Stig skins , well … :blush: i don’t have any idea
how to skin . I will look it up though .
- April 23, 2010 at 5:24 pm #85811
The mancini cavallo 1001 Type of car: kamikaze cheetah/
I am wondering how avalanche named the mancini. Why you may ask? Well, is 1001 in binary translated into English “terrifying”? “Lethal”? “Mad”? Because those are three words that describe the mancini perfectly.
The mancini is faster than any other car in just cause 2. Probably. It’s faster than a dragster. It’s so fast I would prefer a nerfed mancini. The only word that accurately describes the mancini apart from “terrifying” is…
The handling on the mancini is strange. It only has two options – No response whatsoever, or a suicidal spin. Go too fast and if you hit anything, you’ll spin a mile into the air , and explode when you hit the ground . Go too slow and you’ll still spin. The only word that accurately describes the mancini’s handling apart from “lethal” is…
The mancini looks strange, a futuristic technobeetle from the year 2356. It doesn’t look good. Add on the suicidal speed and crap handling and you have a bad car.
The messy scribble’s score on the
Mancini cavallo 1001
What was that? What? Sorry, my head’s come off
And finally, the mancini’s time around 1 lap of the Bandar selekeh racetrack ……….
2 minutes 1 second
NOTES: alright , i hope you like my first car reveiw . feel free to post!!!
- April 23, 2010 at 5:28 pm #86127
nice i like it, i thought it was going to be a video but this is cool too.
- April 23, 2010 at 5:55 pm #85812JacksonMember
Yeah no offence, but videos would be better and more entertaining, with a narration.
I mean the conclusion you explained was probably 90% of JC2 players exact thoughts of that terrible car haha ;P
- November 23, 2010 at 8:22 pm #86133FrankMember
- February 8, 2011 at 6:22 pm #85813jamieParticipant
you should do one of the TG races- a car racing a heli or a jet. probably better off with the heli though
- January 9, 2012 at 5:14 am #85814AnnieMember
This would be a good idea… Who would do it though? You can’t do it by yourself.
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