Stupid comebacks and childish remarks : POST YOURS

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    • #80022
      N/A
      Member

      Post the funniest comeback or remark you have every said, like so…

      Me: We must go to bolopatches house and strangle him.
      Some random: Yeah and yell at him. (or something on the lines of that)
      Me: WAIT SHIT! Flaw in my plan!
      Me: Coders don’t have respiratory systems as they are machine.

      GO GO GO, IF ANOTHER ONE OF MY THREAD SCREWS UP, I’LL LOOK LIKE A RETARD :(

      GOD DAMMIT EMOTICONS!!

    • #84979
      staplerpirate
      Participant

    • #85100
      ZeninZenin
      Keymaster

      i like to say your face is to everything.. eg.

      that circle isnt round.

      me: your face isnt round

      you are gay

      me: your face is gay

      ps3 is crap

      me your face is crap

      etc… lol its funny sometimes.

    • #85154
      staplerpirate
      Participant

    • #85159
      ZeninZenin
      Keymaster

      its from arby and the cheif, i love its so funny !!

      no u..lol

    • #85216
      staplerpirate
      Participant

    • #85222

      Way to ED :P

      Them: “Herpeghonnasyphilaids”

      Me: “Sounds… Sexy”

      Them: “Your Mom Sounds Sexy”

      Me: “No U!”

      Them: “Dude… gaaaaay”

      Me: “DAMMIT! You win this time.”

    • #85101
      N/A
      Member

      Reminds me of
      – You are wank
      Me : That’s not even proper grammar
      – Your mum is not proper grammer

    • #85217
      Garrett
      Member

      Some kid: HA! i just got a tac nuke! SUCK ON THAT
      me: sorry i choke on small objects
      Some kid: oh yeah well your mom likes it
      Me: i was born in a test tube in some lab

    • #86153
      Tony
      Member

      a Failed one my friend came out with

      Me:i did ur mum

      Some Guy:I did ur dad

      Me:WTF!?!

    • #84980
      Ilke
      Member

      – This game is overrated.
      – YER MOM is overrated.
      – I overrated your mom last night.
      – I overrated your dad last night!
      – I overrated YOU last night!

    • #84981
      Dont Know
      Member

      MOM: I left some money on the table there for you
      ME: you didn’t
      MOM: what are you talking about i did!
      ME: No you didnt
      MOM: ffs I did put it there go and look at it
      Me: You didnt put it there, you go look at it

      Just disagreeing is so funny lol

    • #84982
      Tony
      Member

      this is one to shut them up!

      ME:Your mums your dad and your dads your mum
      OTHER GUY:wait how was i born
      ME: LOL you were adopted stupid
      👿

    • #84983
      Peter
      Member

      that’s what she said :woohoo:

    • #84984
      Annie
      Member

      your mother

    • #93498
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      I have no idea where this one came from, but one time me and a friend were fake arguing, and I couldn’t think of anything to say. So I put two random words together, and this is what I said: Oh yeah, you RAINBOW HUMPER!?!?!?

    • #94896
      CapoCapo
      Participant

      Come at me brah

    • #94925
      CapoCapo
      Participant

      You mad Brah ?

    • #84985
      CapoCapo
      Participant

      You jelly ?

    • #84986
      CapoCapo
      Participant

      Anything you can do, i can do better.

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