King of the Hill

Just Cause 2 Mods Forums Fun and Jokes King of the Hill

This topic contains 75 replies, has 12 voices, and was last updated by  1_dylan 5 years, 4 months ago.

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  • #82970

    CoconutFred
    Member

    Spam dump right here.

    Simple game, there is a “hill” and you post whatever you need to post to be the king of the hill.

    Ex:

    Quote:
    I walk on to the hill.

    mandella posts that he pushes me off the hill.

    I’ll start:

    I walk on the top of the hill.

    My hill!

  • #97998

    mandella644
    Member

    I push CoconutFred off the hill!

    My hill!

  • #98024

    Jonnny Adew
    Member

    Sorry mandella, but my shotgun blows you down the hill.

    MY HILL !!

  • #97999

    CoconutFred
    Member

    I tunnel under the hill and place 500 tons of explosives in a temporary mine. The explosives then detonate, vaporizing shadowmaker, leaving me to plant my coconut tree on the ruins of the hill.

    My hill!

  • #98027

    Anonymous

    king-of-the-hill-mike-judge-5.jpg

    My Hill.

  • #98028

    mandella644
    Member
    MASTERCONTROL!!!! wrote:
    king-of-the-hill-mike-judge-5.jpg

    My Hill.

    DANG IT BOBBEH!

  • #98000

    CoconutFred
    Member

    Post what you will, for it is still

    my hill

  • #98036

    Anonymous
    CoconutFred wrote:
    Post what you will, for it is still

    my hill

    Chuck-Norris.jpg

  • #98001

    CoconutFred
    Member

    CoconutFred and Chuck Norris hit it off immediately, with the two becoming best friends within a day. A huge aprty is held on the hill and Mastercontrol!!!! is not invited, being eaten up and spit out by Chuck when he tries to crash the party. Alone in his own pitiful chinese copy of a hill, mastercontrol!!!! is not something that CoconutFred is…

    …the king of the hill.

    My hill!

  • #98042

    Anonymous

    Mastercontrol!!!! leaves, defeated, to find Bruce Lee and Arnold Shwarzenegger. The only combination of men alive capable of defeating Chuck, Master knows to find them. Succeeding, he returns to the hill, and together Bruce and Arnold manage to defeat Chuck.

    My hill.

  • #98002

    Matt
    Member

    I walk up next to Mastercontrol, I throw a (fake) copy of JC3 off the other side of the hill. He gives chase.
    I take his place.

    My hill.

  • #98048

    Anonymous

    Angry, I return to the hill with a lawn mower blade. I strike twice to the head, and MadMatt’s blood spills on the grass, and I go to the fridge, get some mustard and biscuits, and eat.

    My hill.

  • #98052

    Jonnny Adew
    Member

    I just bought a new hill…

    My (new)hill:P

  • #98003

    CoconutFred
    Member

    I sue mastercontrol for violation of the hill’s homeowner agreement and for the unlawful breaking and entering of my property. I then force him to undersell hill assets in a corporate hostile takeover, settling for a grand total of 1 cent. Meanwhile,shadowmaker sits on his pitiful pile of dead grass, jealous of

    MY HILL!!!

  • #98060

    Anonymous

    I call a threat of a nuclear YouTube video, and anybody who knows me runs from the hill.

    My hill.

  • #98061

    demon4511
    Participant

    Does a backflip in your face.
    My hill.

  • #98062

    Anonymous
    Demon4511 wrote:
    Does a backflip in your face.
    My hill.

    You fool, you’ve killed us all. When I get back to my PC I’m launching my nuclear YouTube video.

    My hill or bust.

  • #98004

    CoconutFred
    Member

    Such things have no power over me, and it is still

    My hill!

  • #98070

    Anonymous
    CoconutFred wrote:
    Such things have no power over me, and it is still

    My hill!

    So be it.

  • #98071
    voxbox13
    voxbox13
    Participant

    Re: video

    What the … ? Ewww

    You can keep the hill.

  • #98072

    mandella644
    Member

    Please, MC, no PTS videos… :(

  • #98076

    Anonymous
    mandella644 wrote:
    Please, MC, no PTS videos… :(

    Don’t worry.. Those are not suitable for this website.

  • #98074

    CoconutFred
    Member
    voxbox13 wrote:
    You can keep the hill.

    Why thank you. It is still

    my hill

  • #98084
    voxbox13
    voxbox13
    Participant

    Hey CoconutFred

    Isn’t it lonely up there?

    ;)

  • #98005

    CoconutFred
    Member

    Not with my big booty bitches. :silly:

    MY HILL!!!111

  • #98114

    mandella644
    Member

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  • #98120

    Anonymous
    mandella644 wrote:
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  • #98006

    CoconutFred
    Member

    is still
    my hill

  • #98234

    demon4511
    Participant

    TRIANGLE POWERS!!!

    My Hill.

  • #98245

    mandella644
    Member

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    My hill.

  • #98007

    CoconutFred
    Member

    BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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    My hill!

  • #98254

    Brian
    Participant

    I push Mandella644 into CoconutFred, knocking both of them off the hill.

    My hill.

  • #98255

    Jonnny Adew
    Member

    WW3 !!!!

    German Style Hill Takeover

    MY HILL

  • #98008

    CoconutFred
    Member

    Your PzKpfws can’t stop my Pershing tanks.

    My hill!

  • #98257

    Jonnny Adew
    Member
    CoconutFred wrote:
    Your PzKpfws can’t stop my Pershing tanks.

    You just forgot my Leopard 2A5

    MY HILL !

  • #98009

    CoconutFred
    Member

    Unfortunately, Germany can’t spare any 2A5s to attack the hill due to defense budget cuts and austerity measures. Meanwhile, I walk up the hill and wait with my array of RPG-29s.

    My hill!

  • #98259

    Jonnny Adew
    Member

    And i come for revenge – with an invisible, toxic gas. I just wait two minutes and say:

    THATS MY F*CKING HILL

  • #98010

    CoconutFred
    Member

    I put a gasmask on and wait as Shadow|maker slowly succumbs to his own farts. And I say:

    HA! HAAA! WHO THE F*CK WOULD ATTACK WITH GAS WITHOUT WEARING A GASMASK?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    my hill

  • #98261

    Brian
    Participant

    Gas mask filters only last 4 hours on average.
    So… I wait four hours, and then push CoconutFred’s corpse off the hill, saying…
    “My Hill.”

  • #98288

    mandella644
    Member

    I nuke the hill.

    NOBODY’S HILL!

  • #98011

    CoconutFred
    Member

    I spray Febreeze at the hill to cleanse it of the radiation. Then I plant my flag atop the (smaller) hill.

    MY HILL!!!111

  • #98293

    demon4511
    Participant

    Australian Kangaroo attack!!

    My Hill.

  • #98295

    Jonnny Adew
    Member

    I tooks only three seconds to kill all of your kangaroos – with my FISTS !

    MY HILL ! (MUHAHAHAA)

  • #98012

    CoconutFred
    Member

    Your kangaroos are run over by drunk drivers.

    My hill!

  • #98296

    Brian
    Participant

    You are hit by your own drunk drivers… because they’re drunk.
    I stride majestically up the hill, declaring…
    My Hill.

  • #98300

    demon4511
    Participant

    GOSH WHY DOES AUSTRALIA HAVE SO MANY WEAKNESSES?!?!?!?

  • #98304

    Anonymous

    I place the hill at the center of Panau International in the JC2-MP beta server. The n00bs flood the hill and everybody dies.

    My hill

  • #98307

    Brian
    Participant
    MASTERCONTROL!!!! wrote:
    The n00bs flood the hill and everybody dies.

    You died as well. I relocate the hill to a remote part of the map, and ascend it.
    My hill.

  • #98308

    mandella644
    Member

    The hill hears Bolo Santosi’s accent and disintegrates. NOBODY’S HILL!

  • #98312

    Brian
    Participant

    Why are you such a party pooper?

    I find a new hill, and squat on it.

  • #98013

    CoconutFred
    Member

    I evict you from

    MY hill.

  • #98315

    mandella644
    Member

    I’m too lazy to come up with clever ways to get the hill, slizz. And if it’s not my hill, it’s nobody’s hill!

    Nonetheless, I crush CoconutFred with a Rowlinson K22 and reclaim the hill!

  • #98324

    demon4511
    Participant

    of topic but its good to see you back slizz_

  • #98325

    Anonymous

    I pour hot coffee on mandella644’s happy place. He runs screaming, looking for a pond.

    My hill

  • #98326

    Brian
    Participant

    I use my jet propulsion gun to remove MASTERCONTROL from…
    My Hill

  • #98075

    Ryan
    Member

    I force you all into a space shuttle and have an AI pilot fly you to outer space!
    all your hills are belong to us!
    my hill (the old and new one)

  • #98014

    CoconutFred
    Member

    I drive an ice cream truck beside the hill. Kisawnayr runs with glee, spittle dripping down his chin, babbling and screaming incoherently in his rush to get spongebob popsicles.

    I then walk back up

    my hill

  • #98330

    Ryan
    Member

    darn. I can’t beat that logic…

  • #98335

    Brian
    Participant

    I turn the shuttle around using my haxxor skills and plow it into CoconutFred’s face.
    I emerge from the wreckage, duster billowing behind me, and walk triumphantly up…
    My Hill.

  • #98336

    CoconutFred
    Member
    slizz_ wrote:
    duster billowing behind me.

    Grant-running-from-crop-duster-plane-511x288.jpg

    The unified intelligence of the almighty CoconutFred takes control of the duster and runs slizz down.

    MY HILL!!!

  • #98015

    John514
    Member

    I teach my cat to say to you: Can I haz a hill? :blink:
    You give it to my cat so I and my cat sit on

    MY HILL! 👿

  • #98397

    Anonymous

    I release my favorite dog onto the hill, and he chases your cat off at 40 mph.

    My hill.

  • #98016

    CoconutFred
    Member

    I throw a stick in the freeway and your dog runs after it. Then I walk up the hill.

    IZ MY HILL

  • #98407

    Anonymous

    My Border Collie – Austraillian shepard mix is too smart for your trick, and goes for you, chasing you off as well.

    My hill.

  • #98017

    CoconutFred
    Member

    I come back in an Abrams MBT and overrun the hill with noxious fumes from my gas turbine.

    MY HILLLLL

  • #98018

    CoconutFred
    Member

    Is still
    my hill

  • #98523

    Anonymous
    CoconutFred wrote:
    Is still
    my hill

  • #98524

    demon4511
    Participant

    LOL

  • #98019

    CoconutFred
    Member

    CoconutFred carpet bombs the surrounding area with inflatable sex dolls, distracting mastercontrol!!!! and demon4511 for the time being…

    MY HILL!!!11

  • #98020

    Disco619
    Participant

    One tree hill!

    Ma fookin Hill! 👿

  • #98601

    Anonymous

    I get some high quality pot from a “reliable source,” lock it in a box, and hide the box. I give CoconutFred the key and he searches fruitlessly for the box. In the meantime, I take the hill.

    My Hill.

  • #98021

    CoconutFred
    Member

    Pot is legalized and goes mainstream. CoconutFred stops looking for pot, and instead hires a trio of russian thugs to take down mastercontrol!!!, who is masterfully controlled.

    MY HILL!!!!!111

  • #98640

    Anonymous
    CoconutFred wrote:
    Pot is legalized and goes mainstream. CoconutFred stops looking for pot, and instead hires a trio of russian thugs to take down mastercontrol!!!, who is masterfully controlled by the thugs… in the ass.

    MY HILL!!!!!111

    Dude.. Seriously?

  • #98022

    1_dylan
    Participant

    After being away so long MasterControl!!!! probably still hasn’t recovered… So I avenge him and fly a jumbo jet into CoconutFred and kill him. Fortunately I parachuted out before it crashed and walk up the hill, see CoconutFred’s dismembered body amongst the wreckage and proclaim…

    MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #101438
    voxbox13
    voxbox13
    Participant

    Tranquilizer dart to the neck.
    Load unconscious 1_dylan into a nearby tuk-tuk and give the driver $20 to take him to Panau International Airport.

    Hmmm… Pretty cool hill. Love the view.

  • #101441

    1_dylan
    Participant

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