King of the Hill

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    • #82970

      Spam dump right here.

      Simple game, there is a “hill” and you post whatever you need to post to be the king of the hill.

      Ex:

      Quote:
      I walk on to the hill.

      mandella posts that he pushes me off the hill.

      I’ll start:

      I walk on the top of the hill.

      My hill!

    • #97998

      I push CoconutFred off the hill!

      My hill!

    • #98024

      Sorry mandella, but my shotgun blows you down the hill.

      MY HILL !!

    • #97999

      I tunnel under the hill and place 500 tons of explosives in a temporary mine. The explosives then detonate, vaporizing shadowmaker, leaving me to plant my coconut tree on the ruins of the hill.

      My hill!

    • #98027
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      king-of-the-hill-mike-judge-5.jpg

      My Hill.

    • #98028
      MASTERCONTROL!!!! wrote:
      king-of-the-hill-mike-judge-5.jpg

      My Hill.

      DANG IT BOBBEH!

    • #98000

      Post what you will, for it is still

      my hill

    • #98036
      Anonymous
      Inactive
      CoconutFred wrote:
      Post what you will, for it is still

      my hill

      Chuck-Norris.jpg

    • #98001

      CoconutFred and Chuck Norris hit it off immediately, with the two becoming best friends within a day. A huge aprty is held on the hill and Mastercontrol!!!! is not invited, being eaten up and spit out by Chuck when he tries to crash the party. Alone in his own pitiful chinese copy of a hill, mastercontrol!!!! is not something that CoconutFred is…

      …the king of the hill.

      My hill!

    • #98042
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Mastercontrol!!!! leaves, defeated, to find Bruce Lee and Arnold Shwarzenegger. The only combination of men alive capable of defeating Chuck, Master knows to find them. Succeeding, he returns to the hill, and together Bruce and Arnold manage to defeat Chuck.

      My hill.

    • #98002
      Matt
      Member

      I walk up next to Mastercontrol, I throw a (fake) copy of JC3 off the other side of the hill. He gives chase.
      I take his place.

      My hill.

    • #98048
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Angry, I return to the hill with a lawn mower blade. I strike twice to the head, and MadMatt’s blood spills on the grass, and I go to the fridge, get some mustard and biscuits, and eat.

      My hill.

    • #98052

      I just bought a new hill…

      My (new)hill:P

    • #98003

      I sue mastercontrol for violation of the hill’s homeowner agreement and for the unlawful breaking and entering of my property. I then force him to undersell hill assets in a corporate hostile takeover, settling for a grand total of 1 cent. Meanwhile,shadowmaker sits on his pitiful pile of dead grass, jealous of

      MY HILL!!!

    • #98060
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      I call a threat of a nuclear YouTube video, and anybody who knows me runs from the hill.

      My hill.

    • #98061
      demon4511
      Participant

      Does a backflip in your face.
      My hill.

    • #98062
      Anonymous
      Inactive
      Demon4511 wrote:
      Does a backflip in your face.
      My hill.

      You fool, you’ve killed us all. When I get back to my PC I’m launching my nuclear YouTube video.

      My hill or bust.

    • #98004

      Such things have no power over me, and it is still

      My hill!

    • #98070
      Anonymous
      Inactive
      CoconutFred wrote:
      Such things have no power over me, and it is still

      My hill!

      So be it.

    • #98071
      voxbox13voxbox13
      Participant

      Re: video

      What the … ? Ewww

      You can keep the hill.

    • #98072

      Please, MC, no PTS videos… :(

    • #98076
      Anonymous
      Inactive
      mandella644 wrote:
      Please, MC, no PTS videos… :(

      Don’t worry.. Those are not suitable for this website.

    • #98074
      voxbox13 wrote:
      You can keep the hill.

      Why thank you. It is still

      my hill

    • #98084
      voxbox13voxbox13
      Participant

      Hey CoconutFred

      Isn’t it lonely up there?

      ;)

    • #98005

      Not with my big booty bitches. :silly:

      MY HILL!!!111

    • #98114

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    • #98120
      Anonymous
      Inactive
      mandella644 wrote:
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      SaveYourself.png

    • #98006

      is still
      my hill

    • #98234
      demon4511
      Participant

      TRIANGLE POWERS!!!

      My Hill.

    • #98245

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      My hill.

    • #98007

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      My hill!

    • #98254
      Brian
      Participant

      I push Mandella644 into CoconutFred, knocking both of them off the hill.

      My hill.

    • #98255

      WW3 !!!!

      German Style Hill Takeover

      MY HILL

    • #98008

      Your PzKpfws can’t stop my Pershing tanks.

      My hill!

    • #98257
      CoconutFred wrote:
      Your PzKpfws can’t stop my Pershing tanks.

      You just forgot my Leopard 2A5

      MY HILL !

    • #98009

      Unfortunately, Germany can’t spare any 2A5s to attack the hill due to defense budget cuts and austerity measures. Meanwhile, I walk up the hill and wait with my array of RPG-29s.

      My hill!

    • #98259

      And i come for revenge – with an invisible, toxic gas. I just wait two minutes and say:

      THATS MY F*CKING HILL

    • #98010

      I put a gasmask on and wait as Shadow|maker slowly succumbs to his own farts. And I say:

      HA! HAAA! WHO THE F*CK WOULD ATTACK WITH GAS WITHOUT WEARING A GASMASK?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

      my hill

    • #98261
      Brian
      Participant

      Gas mask filters only last 4 hours on average.
      So… I wait four hours, and then push CoconutFred’s corpse off the hill, saying…
      “My Hill.”

    • #98288

      I nuke the hill.

      NOBODY’S HILL!

    • #98011

      I spray Febreeze at the hill to cleanse it of the radiation. Then I plant my flag atop the (smaller) hill.

      MY HILL!!!111

    • #98293
      demon4511
      Participant

      Australian Kangaroo attack!!

      My Hill.

    • #98295

      I tooks only three seconds to kill all of your kangaroos – with my FISTS !

      MY HILL ! (MUHAHAHAA)

    • #98012

      Your kangaroos are run over by drunk drivers.

      My hill!

    • #98296
      Brian
      Participant

      You are hit by your own drunk drivers… because they’re drunk.
      I stride majestically up the hill, declaring…
      My Hill.

    • #98300
      demon4511
      Participant

      GOSH WHY DOES AUSTRALIA HAVE SO MANY WEAKNESSES?!?!?!?

    • #98304
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      I place the hill at the center of Panau International in the JC2-MP beta server. The n00bs flood the hill and everybody dies.

      My hill

    • #98307
      Brian
      Participant
      MASTERCONTROL!!!! wrote:
      The n00bs flood the hill and everybody dies.

      You died as well. I relocate the hill to a remote part of the map, and ascend it.
      My hill.

    • #98308

      The hill hears Bolo Santosi’s accent and disintegrates. NOBODY’S HILL!

    • #98312
      Brian
      Participant

      Why are you such a party pooper?

      I find a new hill, and squat on it.

    • #98013

      I evict you from

      MY hill.

    • #98315

      I’m too lazy to come up with clever ways to get the hill, slizz. And if it’s not my hill, it’s nobody’s hill!

      Nonetheless, I crush CoconutFred with a Rowlinson K22 and reclaim the hill!

    • #98324
      demon4511
      Participant

      of topic but its good to see you back slizz_

    • #98325
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      I pour hot coffee on mandella644’s happy place. He runs screaming, looking for a pond.

      My hill

    • #98326
      Brian
      Participant

      I use my jet propulsion gun to remove MASTERCONTROL from…
      My Hill

    • #98075
      Ryan
      Member

      I force you all into a space shuttle and have an AI pilot fly you to outer space!
      all your hills are belong to us!
      my hill (the old and new one)

    • #98014

      I drive an ice cream truck beside the hill. Kisawnayr runs with glee, spittle dripping down his chin, babbling and screaming incoherently in his rush to get spongebob popsicles.

      I then walk back up

      my hill

    • #98330
      Ryan
      Member

      darn. I can’t beat that logic…

    • #98335
      Brian
      Participant

      I turn the shuttle around using my haxxor skills and plow it into CoconutFred’s face.
      I emerge from the wreckage, duster billowing behind me, and walk triumphantly up…
      My Hill.

    • #98336
      slizz_ wrote:
      duster billowing behind me.

      Grant-running-from-crop-duster-plane-511x288.jpg

      The unified intelligence of the almighty CoconutFred takes control of the duster and runs slizz down.

      MY HILL!!!

    • #98015
      John514
      Member

      I teach my cat to say to you: Can I haz a hill? :blink:
      You give it to my cat so I and my cat sit on

      MY HILL! 👿

    • #98397
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      I release my favorite dog onto the hill, and he chases your cat off at 40 mph.

      My hill.

    • #98016

      I throw a stick in the freeway and your dog runs after it. Then I walk up the hill.

      IZ MY HILL

    • #98407
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      My Border Collie – Austraillian shepard mix is too smart for your trick, and goes for you, chasing you off as well.

      My hill.

    • #98017

      I come back in an Abrams MBT and overrun the hill with noxious fumes from my gas turbine.

      MY HILLLLL

    • #98018

      Is still
      my hill

    • #98523
      Anonymous
      Inactive
      CoconutFred wrote:
      Is still
      my hill

    • #98524
      demon4511
      Participant

      LOL

    • #98019

      CoconutFred carpet bombs the surrounding area with inflatable sex dolls, distracting mastercontrol!!!! and demon4511 for the time being…

      MY HILL!!!11

    • #98020
      Disco619
      Participant

      One tree hill!

      Ma fookin Hill! 👿

    • #98601
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      I get some high quality pot from a “reliable source,” lock it in a box, and hide the box. I give CoconutFred the key and he searches fruitlessly for the box. In the meantime, I take the hill.

      My Hill.

    • #98021

      Pot is legalized and goes mainstream. CoconutFred stops looking for pot, and instead hires a trio of russian thugs to take down mastercontrol!!!, who is masterfully controlled.

      MY HILL!!!!!111

    • #98640
      Anonymous
      Inactive
      CoconutFred wrote:
      Pot is legalized and goes mainstream. CoconutFred stops looking for pot, and instead hires a trio of russian thugs to take down mastercontrol!!!, who is masterfully controlled by the thugs… in the ass.

      MY HILL!!!!!111

      Dude.. Seriously?

    • #98022
      1_dylan
      Participant

      After being away so long MasterControl!!!! probably still hasn’t recovered… So I avenge him and fly a jumbo jet into CoconutFred and kill him. Fortunately I parachuted out before it crashed and walk up the hill, see CoconutFred’s dismembered body amongst the wreckage and proclaim…

      MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • #101438
      voxbox13voxbox13
      Participant

      Tranquilizer dart to the neck.
      Load unconscious 1_dylan into a nearby tuk-tuk and give the driver $20 to take him to Panau International Airport.

      Hmmm… Pretty cool hill. Love the view.

    • #101441
      1_dylan
      Participant

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