King of the Hill
- March 11, 2013 at 11:44 pm #82970
Spam dump right here.
Simple game, there is a “hill” and you post whatever you need to post to be the king of the hill.
Ex:Quote:I walk on to the hill.
mandella posts that he pushes me off the hill.
I walk on the top of the hill.
- March 12, 2013 at 12:08 am #97998
I push CoconutFred off the hill!
- March 12, 2013 at 12:25 am #98024
Sorry mandella, but my shotgun blows you down the hill.
MY HILL !!
- March 12, 2013 at 1:44 am #97999
I tunnel under the hill and place 500 tons of explosives in a temporary mine. The explosives then detonate, vaporizing shadowmaker, leaving me to plant my coconut tree on the ruins of the hill.
- March 12, 2013 at 2:07 am #98027AnonymousInactive
- March 12, 2013 at 4:34 am #98028MASTERCONTROL!!!! wrote:
DANG IT BOBBEH!
- March 12, 2013 at 4:40 am #98000
Post what you will, for it is still
- March 12, 2013 at 5:01 am #98036AnonymousInactiveCoconutFred wrote:Post what you will, for it is still
- March 12, 2013 at 5:38 am #98001
CoconutFred and Chuck Norris hit it off immediately, with the two becoming best friends within a day. A huge aprty is held on the hill and Mastercontrol!!!! is not invited, being eaten up and spit out by Chuck when he tries to crash the party. Alone in his own pitiful chinese copy of a hill, mastercontrol!!!! is not something that CoconutFred is…
…the king of the hill.
- March 12, 2013 at 8:19 am #98042AnonymousInactive
Mastercontrol!!!! leaves, defeated, to find Bruce Lee and Arnold Shwarzenegger. The only combination of men alive capable of defeating Chuck, Master knows to find them. Succeeding, he returns to the hill, and together Bruce and Arnold manage to defeat Chuck.
- March 12, 2013 at 11:11 am #98002MattMember
I walk up next to Mastercontrol, I throw a (fake) copy of JC3 off the other side of the hill. He gives chase.
I take his place.
- March 12, 2013 at 9:33 pm #98048AnonymousInactive
Angry, I return to the hill with a lawn mower blade. I strike twice to the head, and MadMatt’s blood spills on the grass, and I go to the fridge, get some mustard and biscuits, and eat.
- March 12, 2013 at 9:47 pm #98052
I just bought a new hill…
- March 13, 2013 at 7:16 am #98003
I sue mastercontrol for violation of the hill’s homeowner agreement and for the unlawful breaking and entering of my property. I then force him to undersell hill assets in a corporate hostile takeover, settling for a grand total of 1 cent. Meanwhile,shadowmaker sits on his pitiful pile of dead grass, jealous of
- March 13, 2013 at 8:34 am #98060AnonymousInactive
I call a threat of a nuclear YouTube video, and anybody who knows me runs from the hill.
- March 13, 2013 at 9:24 am #98061
Does a backflip in your face.
- March 13, 2013 at 8:15 pm #98062AnonymousInactiveDemon4511 wrote:Does a backflip in your face.
You fool, you’ve killed us all. When I get back to my PC I’m launching my nuclear YouTube video.
My hill or bust.
- March 14, 2013 at 1:22 am #98004
Such things have no power over me, and it is still
- March 14, 2013 at 1:29 am #98070AnonymousInactiveCoconutFred wrote:Such things have no power over me, and it is still
So be it.
- March 14, 2013 at 3:36 am #98071
What the … ? Ewww
You can keep the hill.
- March 14, 2013 at 4:16 am #98072
Please, MC, no PTS videos…
- March 14, 2013 at 5:02 am #98076AnonymousInactivemandella644 wrote:Please, MC, no PTS videos…
Don’t worry.. Those are not suitable for this website.
- March 14, 2013 at 5:14 am #98074voxbox13 wrote:You can keep the hill.
Why thank you. It is still
- March 15, 2013 at 1:04 am #98084
Isn’t it lonely up there?
- March 15, 2013 at 2:02 am #98005
Not with my big booty bitches. :silly:
- March 15, 2013 at 7:45 am #98114
- March 15, 2013 at 9:31 am #98120AnonymousInactivemandella644 wrote:
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- March 18, 2013 at 1:33 pm #98234
- March 18, 2013 at 4:24 pm #98245
- March 19, 2013 at 1:15 am #98007
- March 19, 2013 at 1:19 am #98254
I push Mandella644 into CoconutFred, knocking both of them off the hill.
- March 19, 2013 at 1:20 am #98255
German Style Hill Takeover
- March 19, 2013 at 1:23 am #98008
Your PzKpfws can’t stop my Pershing tanks.
- March 19, 2013 at 1:41 am #98257CoconutFred wrote:Your PzKpfws can’t stop my Pershing tanks.
You just forgot my Leopard 2A5
MY HILL !
- March 19, 2013 at 1:46 am #98009
Unfortunately, Germany can’t spare any 2A5s to attack the hill due to defense budget cuts and austerity measures. Meanwhile, I walk up the hill and wait with my array of RPG-29s.
- March 19, 2013 at 1:59 am #98259
And i come for revenge – with an invisible, toxic gas. I just wait two minutes and say:
THATS MY F*CKING HILL
- March 19, 2013 at 5:21 am #98010
I put a gasmask on and wait as Shadow|maker slowly succumbs to his own farts. And I say:
HA! HAAA! WHO THE F*CK WOULD ATTACK WITH GAS WITHOUT WEARING A GASMASK?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
- March 19, 2013 at 11:06 pm #98261
Gas mask filters only last 4 hours on average.
So… I wait four hours, and then push CoconutFred’s corpse off the hill, saying…
- March 19, 2013 at 11:45 pm #98288
I nuke the hill.
- March 20, 2013 at 12:12 am #98011
I spray Febreeze at the hill to cleanse it of the radiation. Then I plant my flag atop the (smaller) hill.
- March 20, 2013 at 12:46 am #98293
Australian Kangaroo attack!!
- March 20, 2013 at 1:08 am #98295
I tooks only three seconds to kill all of your kangaroos – with my FISTS !
MY HILL ! (MUHAHAHAA)
- March 20, 2013 at 1:09 am #98012
Your kangaroos are run over by drunk drivers.
- March 20, 2013 at 5:42 am #98296
You are hit by your own drunk drivers… because they’re drunk.
I stride majestically up the hill, declaring…
- March 20, 2013 at 10:13 am #98300
GOSH WHY DOES AUSTRALIA HAVE SO MANY WEAKNESSES?!?!?!?
- March 20, 2013 at 7:38 pm #98304AnonymousInactive
I place the hill at the center of Panau International in the JC2-MP beta server. The n00bs flood the hill and everybody dies.
- March 20, 2013 at 8:40 pm #98307MASTERCONTROL!!!! wrote:The n00bs flood the hill and everybody dies.
You died as well. I relocate the hill to a remote part of the map, and ascend it.
- March 20, 2013 at 9:15 pm #98308
The hill hears Bolo Santosi’s accent and disintegrates. NOBODY’S HILL!
- March 20, 2013 at 11:39 pm #98312
Why are you such a party pooper?
I find a new hill, and squat on it.
- March 21, 2013 at 1:20 am #98013
I evict you from
- March 21, 2013 at 5:13 am #98315
I’m too lazy to come up with clever ways to get the hill, slizz. And if it’s not my hill, it’s nobody’s hill!
Nonetheless, I crush CoconutFred with a Rowlinson K22 and reclaim the hill!
- March 21, 2013 at 9:11 am #98324
of topic but its good to see you back slizz_
- March 21, 2013 at 9:12 am #98325AnonymousInactive
I pour hot coffee on mandella644’s happy place. He runs screaming, looking for a pond.
- March 21, 2013 at 11:18 pm #98326
I use my jet propulsion gun to remove MASTERCONTROL from…
- March 22, 2013 at 3:25 am #98075RyanMember
I force you all into a space shuttle and have an AI pilot fly you to outer space!
all your hills are belong to us!
my hill (the old and new one)
- March 22, 2013 at 6:47 am #98014
I drive an ice cream truck beside the hill. Kisawnayr runs with glee, spittle dripping down his chin, babbling and screaming incoherently in his rush to get spongebob popsicles.
I then walk back up
- March 22, 2013 at 11:43 pm #98330RyanMember
darn. I can’t beat that logic…
- March 23, 2013 at 1:26 am #98335
I turn the shuttle around using my haxxor skills and plow it into CoconutFred’s face.
I emerge from the wreckage, duster billowing behind me, and walk triumphantly up…
- March 23, 2013 at 1:44 am #98336slizz_ wrote:duster billowing behind me.
The unified intelligence of the almighty CoconutFred takes control of the duster and runs slizz down.
- March 25, 2013 at 11:07 pm #98015John514Member
I teach my cat to say to you: Can I haz a hill? :blink:
You give it to my cat so I and my cat sit on
MY HILL! 👿
- March 26, 2013 at 2:42 am #98397AnonymousInactive
I release my favorite dog onto the hill, and he chases your cat off at 40 mph.
- March 26, 2013 at 3:04 am #98016
I throw a stick in the freeway and your dog runs after it. Then I walk up the hill.
IZ MY HILL
- March 26, 2013 at 3:11 am #98407AnonymousInactive
My Border Collie – Austraillian shepard mix is too smart for your trick, and goes for you, chasing you off as well.
- March 26, 2013 at 5:15 am #98017
I come back in an Abrams MBT and overrun the hill with noxious fumes from my gas turbine.
- March 30, 2013 at 11:19 pm #98018
- March 31, 2013 at 1:34 am #98523AnonymousInactiveCoconutFred wrote:Is still
- March 31, 2013 at 1:36 am #98524
- April 2, 2013 at 6:38 am #98019
CoconutFred carpet bombs the surrounding area with inflatable sex dolls, distracting mastercontrol!!!! and demon4511 for the time being…
- April 2, 2013 at 11:42 pm #98020Disco619Participant
One tree hill!
Ma fookin Hill! 👿
- April 2, 2013 at 11:49 pm #98601AnonymousInactive
I get some high quality pot from a “reliable source,” lock it in a box, and hide the box. I give CoconutFred the key and he searches fruitlessly for the box. In the meantime, I take the hill.
- April 4, 2013 at 11:45 pm #98021
Pot is legalized and goes mainstream. CoconutFred stops looking for pot, and instead hires a trio of russian thugs to take down mastercontrol!!!, who is masterfully controlled.
- April 5, 2013 at 12:05 am #98640AnonymousInactiveCoconutFred wrote:Pot is legalized and goes mainstream. CoconutFred stops looking for pot, and instead hires a trio of russian thugs to take down mastercontrol!!!, who is masterfully controlled by the thugs… in the ass.
- July 10, 2014 at 8:15 am #980221_dylanParticipant
After being away so long MasterControl!!!! probably still hasn’t recovered… So I avenge him and fly a jumbo jet into CoconutFred and kill him. Fortunately I parachuted out before it crashed and walk up the hill, see CoconutFred’s dismembered body amongst the wreckage and proclaim…
- July 12, 2014 at 10:46 pm #101438
Tranquilizer dart to the neck.
Load unconscious 1_dylan into a nearby tuk-tuk and give the driver $20 to take him to Panau International Airport.
Hmmm… Pretty cool hill. Love the view.
- July 13, 2014 at 12:22 pm #1014411_dylanParticipant
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