Re: Re:Why did the chicken cross the road?

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ken
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maybe she envied ricos escaping from the army and promised to be brave.
but she could not do the slingshot maneuver.
she remembered her promise and decided to start by crossing the road.
wrong move.
rico comes and tethers her to a fuel tank, and a c4.
dinner is ready.