Re: First episode of “bottom gear” The mancini cavallo

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The mancini cavallo 1001 Type of car: kamikaze cheetah/

I am wondering how avalanche named the mancini. Why you may ask? Well, is 1001 in binary translated into English “terrifying”? “Lethal”? “Mad”? Because those are three words that describe the mancini perfectly.

“Terrifying”
The mancini is faster than any other car in just cause 2. Probably. It’s faster than a dragster. It’s so fast I would prefer a nerfed mancini. The only word that accurately describes the mancini apart from “terrifying” is…

“Lethal”
The handling on the mancini is strange. It only has two options – No response whatsoever, or a suicidal spin. Go too fast and if you hit anything, you’ll spin a mile into the air , and explode when you hit the ground . Go too slow and you’ll still spin. The only word that accurately describes the mancini’s handling apart from “lethal” is…

“Mad”
The mancini looks strange, a futuristic technobeetle from the year 2356. It doesn’t look good. Add on the suicidal speed and crap handling and you have a bad car.

The messy scribble’s score on the
Mancini cavallo 1001
4/10
What was that? What? Sorry, my head’s come off

And finally, the mancini’s time around 1 lap of the Bandar selekeh racetrack ……….

2 minutes 1 second

NOTES: alright , i hope you like my first car reveiw . feel free to post!!!